Genesis 18:1-15
So
God and Abraham were having a chat. Sarah
was totally eavesdropping when God said, “Your wife Sarah is going to have a
son.”
Hearing
this, Sarah literally LOLed and God was like, “Can I help you?” And Sarah said, “OMG no! It’s just hilarious, because I’m like SO OLD
and my husband is SO OLD. I just don’t
think that’s going to happen.”
Then
God said, “Did I stutter? You’re going
to have a son. Last time I checked, I’m
God, and I can do whatever I want.”
Then
basically he made it so that Sarah’s old lady body could have a baby, just to
prove her wrong…and he had already made a covenant with Abraham…blah, blah…but
really just to prove a point.
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