Finally...a baby!


Genesis 18:1-15

So God and Abraham were having a chat.  Sarah was totally eavesdropping when God said, “Your wife Sarah is going to have a son.”

Hearing this, Sarah literally LOLed and God was like, “Can I help you?”  And Sarah said, “OMG no!  It’s just hilarious, because I’m like SO OLD and my husband is SO OLD.  I just don’t think that’s going to happen.”

Then God said, “Did I stutter?  You’re going to have a son.  Last time I checked, I’m God, and I can do whatever I want.”

Then basically he made it so that Sarah’s old lady body could have a baby, just to prove her wrong…and he had already made a covenant with Abraham…blah, blah…but really just to prove a point.

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